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The Types of Male Kissers

A kiss is one of the most important things you will share with the one you love. It is something you both should enjoy. Is he a good kisser? this comes down to your desires and expectations, as men have different ways and styles when it comes to kissing their woman. Unfortunately not everybody kisses the way you would like them to and here are just some types of male kissers.

Which ones have you encountered or are you!

  • The Priest

    Conservative men usually meet their girl with a kiss on the forehead or a quick smack on the cheek. Women like being kissed this way in public because it shows some form of respect and adoration. But there is a problem with this kiss. It is the driest kiss you will ever have. He either keeps his lips closed when it touches the woman’s lips or he kisses everything else on your face but your lips. For some reason it feels like a sin to him to kiss you on the lips.

  • The Post Man

    I call this kisser a postman because he kisses like his lips are made of stamps. His lips purse up and smack repeatedly. He is another dry kisser who never stays on for more than two seconds.

  • The Actor

    The actor is your classic French kisser. He makes you feel like you are in a scene from a romantic movie. He looks you in the eyes, holds your face in his hands and begins to kiss you tenderly and dramatically. Some women even claim to hear imaginary music as this charmer kissed them.

  • The Dentist

    At first he will give you a really good French kiss, but for some reason his tongue begins to lick your teeth. Just like a dentist, he likes cleaning your teeth with his tongue. For some women it may be a bit weird, but for a few it is something new and adds spice to their intimate moments.

  • The Miner

    Just like a real miner, this guy loves getting deep down and dirty. He explores the deep cavities of your throat with his tongue. Some women even choke on this lover’s tongue and this excites him more. For women who like it rough this guy will surely please you.

  • Dishwasher

    The dishwasher kisser is very handy with his tongue too. Has a tongue that polishes the interior of your mouth. Some women find this guy exciting because you don’t know where his tongue will go next.

  • Wrestler

    Another great kisser for women who like it rough is the wrestler. Your tongue will be tired after a tongue wrestle with this guy. He licks and teases your tongue with his and you will have no choice but to retaliate to his advances.

  • Border Patrol

    In contrast to the men who are very talented in using their tongues, this guy seems to dislike using his tongue at all. To him it’s like the tongue is not part of kissing at all. Your tongue will not make it into his mouth nor will his make it to yours. Just some wholesome lip-to-lip open mouth action will do. No tongue allowed for this guy.

  • The Water Boy

    This kisser has enough water (Saliva) to keep you hydrated for a week. His kisses are so wet you will have to wipe your face off right after. A lot of women get grossed out by this kind of kisser and never go on a next date after this kiss.

  • The Fisherman

    We’ve all seen a fish out of the water right? Well this kisser moves his lips just like that poor fish. Doing the same motion over and over all through out the kiss. It’s okay for the first few minutes but it gets a bit boring after some time.

  • The Masseuse

    This man is a very passionate kisser. He caresses you like he’s massaging your face with his own face. You’d love to do this with a guy who has smooth flawless skin. It may not be a very nice experience with someone with rough facial hair or blemishes.

  • The Explorer

    This kisser can go places. He will kiss you on the lips, your face, your neck, your ears and he won’t stop there. He loves to explore and may kiss you in places you may have never been kissed before. Be ready for his little surprises. The Food Taster

    This kisser likes to lick and nibble. He tastes your lips with his tongue before he goes in for a French kiss. This guy can also bite and suck on your lips when he gets excited. The women he kisses cannot resist and would definitely bite back.

  • The Diver

    You will have to take a deep breath before kissing this guy. He can go on and on with his lips locked with yours for a very long time. Just like a real diver, he can hold his breath so any girl who kisses his will have to catch her breath after kissing the diver.

    No matter what kind of kisser you encounter, the best kiss is the one that both man and woman enjoy together. If your man disappoints you on the first kiss, you can nicely give him some pointers or hints on how you want to be kissed.

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